You are UN-worthy. This is not shocking news to you.  Time for Skyler’s Earn This Pussy, Bitch Phone Sex.

For some time now, you have wondered why you are with sub-par lemming, indigenous fauna, when all you ever wanted, all you ever think about….is capturing, a unicorn, like me! Maybe, the indigenous fauna make it too easy for you, huh? You like to hunt, after all! Do you THINK you are manly enough to qualify as a hunter, still? (Some are, most aren’t!) *Giggles*

You are either the hunted, or the hunter. The prey, or the predator.

You either deserve this pussy, or you mother fucking DON’T!

I really do not see an in-between, when it comes to a loser ass pussy, of a man.

Something tells me that you are definitely a faux male.

I bet my cock is bigger than yours! *Laughs and strokes lubed up strap*

If you are more than a loser, and actually a cock hungry faggot, you will be able to tell by the increase in your hard on, at the thought of me having a penis, FAG!

Since, it is far more likely that you may never deserve my hot deliciousness, I think it is only fair that we assume, it is time for you to earn some pussy!

Look at me!

Feast your eyes, o the glory that is Skyler!

I am magnificent!

A fucking work of art!

And, you know it!

You drool over me, as your significant other tries desperately to get your attention!

She has no idea, that I am the reason that she is failing!

She has no idea, that I do things to you, she could ever even dream of doing!

But, you KNOW, don’t you?

So, what are ya waiting for?

Call me!

-Skyler

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